🪙 GRUMPY OLD MAN GOLF CLUB
Founder & Member — Limited Edition Commemorative Coin
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🔥 MADE FOR MEN WHO’VE EARNED THEIR ATTITUDE
This is not a joke token.
This is not a novelty trinket.
This is a badge of honor — created for men who’ve played long enough, lived enough, and absolutely earned the right to be grumpy.
Crafted as a double-sided commemorative coin, this piece tells one complete story — front and back — with humor, pride, and unmistakable character.
⛳ FRONT — THE CLUB YOU DON’T APPLY FOR
GRUMPY OLD MAN GOLF CLUB
Founder & Member
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The front side features three seasoned golfers, each representing a different moment on the course — focus, patience, and unapologetic judgment.
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One lines up the putt with quiet intensity
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One follows through a classic swing, smooth and experienced
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One stands arms crossed, unimpressed, because he’s seen it all before
Set against a traditional golf course landscape, this scene celebrates:
👉 This is the side you show when someone asks, “So… how long have you been playing?”
🏌️ BACK — NEVER UNDERESTIMATE EXPERIENCE
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A GRUMPY OLD MAN WITH A GOLF CLUB
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The reverse side delivers the message loud and clear.
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Crossed golf clubs in polished silver relief
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A textured golf ball at the center — precise, classic, unmistakable
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Deep green enamel background inspired by championship fairways
This side is bold, balanced, and confident — just like the men it represents.
👉 This is the side you show when someone thinks age means weakness.
🪙 BUILT LIKE A REAL COMMEMORATIVE COIN
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Solid, weighty feel — made to be held, not hidden
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High-relief sculpting with crisp mint-style detail
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Antique silver finish with clean, polished edges
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Rich enamel colors — classic, masculine, and timeless
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Traditional coin-style edge for a premium collectible finish
This coin feels earned — not gimmicky, not cheap.
🎁 PERFECT FOR
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Golfers who’ve “seen every bad swing before.”
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Retired players who still dominate the course
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Fathers, grandfathers, mentors, and league legends
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Golf buddies who appreciate humor with teeth
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Anyone proudly claiming membership in the Grumpy Old Man Golf Club
⏳ LIMITED EDITION — NO RE-MINTS
This commemorative coin is produced in limited quantities only.
Once it’s gone, it will not be reissued in the same design.
👉 Get yours before the clubhouse door closes.
ONE COIN. TWO SIDES.
Skill on one side. Attitude, on the other hand.
This isn’t just a coin.
It’s proof you’ve earned the right to be grumpy — and dangerous — on the course.
🎁Package includes
